Mojoflo 

To gain maximum profit by thematically optimizing the synergies that exist between creative and market forces, where business meets entertainment.

Mojoflo lets its mojo flow when producing entertainment for the masses.

Mojoflo by Mojoflo March 16, 2012

MOJOLOGY 

1) The excessive use of sex terms while speaking.
2) The art of being able to relate anything to sex.
3) The ability to make people wonder why the f*** you know so much about sex, that you can constantly twist something to be a disgusting sex phrase.

EXAMPLE 1:
Lemonjello: DAM! Morgan knows his F***ing mojology.
EXAMPLE 2:
Melonjello: I didnt know it was possible to use so much mojology in one sitting! Maybe one day i can become a MOJOLOGIST.

MOJOLOGY by mojologist May 6, 2009

Mooflon 

A large lady; typically with children, who is seen at the cheap end stores like Walmart or trailer parks. A common sight is to see a mooflon staring blankly into space, perhaps because they have some type of vitamin deficiency or they are albinos. Seconds away from a major self inflicted illness or injury.

Check that "mooflon" in aisle 4 staring at the bulk candy. I was just walking past her and she grunted at me and sprayed diabetes on my face.

You can't remember *****? She's that "mooflon" that fell in the kitchen and broke her leg because she is such a fat bitch.

Mooflon by Frank Boothe January 2, 2008

Monoflower 

"Monoflower" (noun): A slang term used to describe someone who is mentally deficient or intellectually limited. The term plays on the imagery of a single flower in a vast field—limited in variety and unable to grasp the full complexity of its surroundings. It's often used in a lighthearted or sarcastic manner to poke fun at someone for their lack of common sense or understanding.

"I tried explaining the joke to him three times, but he just stared at me like a total monoflower."

Monoflower by KildaChews December 29, 2024

Monoflower 

"Monoflower" (noun): A term used to describe someone who is a closet homosexual and, due to their insecurities, projects their feelings or frustrations onto others. The word symbolizes a person who has yet to "bloom" or embrace the full spectrum of their identity, remaining singular and constrained like a solitary flower in a world of diverse growth. Often, this behavior manifests as judgmental attitudes, overcompensation, or hostility toward others.

The way he criticizes everyone else's lifestyle makes it clear he's just a monoflower struggling with his own identity.

Monoflower by SinkPissah December 29, 2024