You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette
On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months
Moist Regards is a more personal way of saying "Warm Regards" with sexual under tones.
The term is typically exchanged only between close friends.
While there is an obvious sexual nature in typing "Moist Regards", this does not mean you have an attraction to the recipient of your message, sexual or otherwise . It is used as an endearing phrase with someone you are very comfortable with. Moist Regards is similar to other non-literal terms such as "slay", "I'm dead", or "I'm weak".
Could be taken out of context as inappropriate in a professional setting.
At the end of an email to a close friend or co-worker that won't report you to HR.
MoistLasagna is when you make a donation to a twitch stream and it includes the phrase moist lasagna. The phrase is said by the donation reader and mentally scars the streamer.
“You moist lasagnad in my ear”- Twitch streamer Sybil Kappert after receiving a moistlasagna while wearing headphones
A moistballer is someone who is very moist but at the same time is a baller. When your shot is so moist and literally goes in every time, you become a moistballer. You can can also be a moistballer in the bedroom, if you what I mean. 😏😏😏
"Dude have you seenLuke on the court, he is such a moistballer"
Beautiful independent girl who doesn’t need a man. She’s very lovable and caring. If you treat her one way she’ll treat you the same way. Get what you give. Treat her right because she’ll be the best person in your life and will care and love you so much. Don’t waste her time.
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.