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Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette
On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months
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Moist Regards 

Moist Regards is a more personal way of saying "Warm Regards" with sexual under tones.

The term is typically exchanged only between close friends.

While there is an obvious sexual nature in typing "Moist Regards", this does not mean you have an attraction to the recipient of your message, sexual or otherwise . It is used as an endearing phrase with someone you are very comfortable with. Moist Regards is similar to other non-literal terms such as "slay", "I'm dead", or "I'm weak".

Could be taken out of context as inappropriate in a professional setting.
At the end of an email to a close friend or co-worker that won't report you to HR.

"... If you have any questions please reach out.

Moist Regards,

-Your Name"
Moist Regards by Octobottom March 28, 2022

Moist Lasagna 

Moist Lasagna is when you make a donation to a twitch stream and it includes the phrase moist lasagna. The phrase is said by the donation reader and mentally scars the streamer.
“You moist lasagnad in my ear”- Twitch streamer Sybil Kappert after receiving a moist lasagna while wearing headphones
Moist Lasagna by Methy2000 October 14, 2020

moistballer 

A moistballer is someone who is very moist but at the same time is a baller. When your shot is so moist and literally goes in every time, you become a moistballer. You can can also be a moistballer in the bedroom, if you what I mean. 😏😏😏
"Dude have you seen Luke on the court, he is such a moistballer"
moistballer by NYFan930 December 6, 2016
Beautiful independent girl who doesn’t need a man. She’s very lovable and caring. If you treat her one way she’ll treat you the same way. Get what you give. Treat her right because she’ll be the best person in your life and will care and love you so much. Don’t waste her time.
Yo I love Meisy she’s so amazing
Meisy by EW12345 July 9, 2018

MoistCr1tikal 

A skinny legged, Over average height Twitch streamer.
person 1: Oh look it's moistCr1tikal

Person 2: Wow he's Average size!
MoistCr1tikal by NeckMinute January 15, 2020