moistness

When a girl releases her pussy juices into their pets bowl

The moistness pleased the dog🍆💦

moistness by Pckle45 April 20, 2018

Nocturnal Moistness 

A wet dream had by a perverted closet homosexual who enjoys the company of black midget men.

Dan C has to change his sheets every morning due to his ongoing Nocturnal Moistness issues.

Nocturnal Moistness by B. Hugs September 19, 2011

Sacular Moistness 

The accumulation of sweat beads or water droplets that form a rash like texture across the surface of your balls and down in your ass.

Nigger A: "Yo I'm gettin' some serious Sacular Moistness rn"
Nigger B: "Same fam, lick it off for me?"

sentence 2:

Nigger a: "Nigga dis hoe done lick up all the Sacular Moistness off my hairy nuts last night.. the damn piss aint come out cuz all that cloggin and shit in there from dah dry cum soo it just drip out and down onto my scrotum and make them beads and shit"

Nigger B: "mmmmmmmmmm"

Moistsacknutsballsgrossniggerasscuntfuckballsacksacular

Sacular Moistness by MoistNIgger July 2, 2016

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark 

That's the name of the comedy/horror movie that she's in. She's Very Sexy & wears an Extremely revealing long black dress & is Gorgeous! She's a great actress & icon.

Some of her friends think she looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark by Starchylde June 8, 2016

five finger mistress 

Simply the hand you use to masturbate.

If your girlfriend doesn't do it for you your five finger mistress will.

five finger mistress by VitoVane November 12, 2017

Sinistrous Mistress 

A sexy, left-handed woman. Also known as a sinister sister.

She's left-handed and a little bit sinister. She's a sinistrous mistress.

Sinistrous Mistress by yo-yo-ma-ma March 22, 2011

professional mistress 

An upscale prostitue who services a small number of men (usually executives) on a regular, long-term basis in exchange for them contributing to her financial well being. Each man may call on her anytime on his regular day (eg. 1st & 3rd Tuesdays). If he needs her for a Friday,Saturday or other days, additional negotiations are necessary.

I could never be a protitute - having to hustle for johns and taking risks, but being a professional mistress is great because I am in control of who I see and when, and the guys I pick really take good care of me.

professional mistress by myplayfulvixen October 25, 2007