Moistgevity

(moist-jev-ity) Adj. The amount of time in which something or someone stays moist.

Man that cookie has great moistgevity. Or, Damn we had sex all night, I cannot believe the moistgevity of that woman.

Moistgevity by Tear&Share July 17, 2011

Moistbrevity 

Coined by a reddit user of the same name unknowingly in a post. Can be a bit subjective, but denotes a clear definition of a situation. A tangible, near physical importance to a thing or situation.

"The moistbrevity of this opportunity is just too much to let it be lost in the void"

Moistbrevity by SomeRandomRedditLurker December 1, 2019

Moistivity 

The measure/estimation/feeling of how moist an object is.

Would you like to feel the moistivity of my lips.

Moistivity by #1_funfan December 1, 2016

moistbrevity 

A person who was ready humble life, but is now humbled by life. Likes video games and, if they have them, newborns. Likely to be a dungeon master

The moistbrevity of the past felt so much potential. Now I feel that their job is to be part of their son's potential. It's humbling... And scary.

moistbrevity by DimRyan December 1, 2019