A female version of an erection.

A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.

Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.

Stephen turned me on so much I now have a moisty.

Moisty by Jazpur September 30, 2012

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Shoish Moish

This phrase itself is a combination of the terms Shoish and Moish. The combination of the terms is primarily used as a reaction response, but the situation in which it's used usually doesn't matter. It can be a response to something surprising, shocking, disappointing, etc.

The most popular use of this phrase is typically a go-to response or filler phrase to something that doesn't warrant a lengthy one, similar to the words "sheesh," "damn," or even "wow."

1. *Muaaz clutches on de_dust2* "SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN A CONTRACT, SHOISH MOISH!!"
2. Damn, bomb down (in CS:GO)!? Shoish Moish
3. "I just spent 3 hours practicing the smokes.." Shoish to the mfn Moish

Shoish Moish by brownboymuaaz May 30, 2019

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Moisty Jorts

A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.

- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.

“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”

“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”

Moisty Jorts by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019

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pulling a moish

when you randomly show up at an event/place that you were not invited to

guy1: dude moshe just rocked up at my house yesterday
guy2: fuck man he is always pulling a moish

pulling a moish by amanlakwani October 16, 2019

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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