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A fucks who likes to give C's in P.E.
I just got fucked by Mohr on my report card.
Mohr by Billy Smith April 22, 2004
Words you can keep
1) to be a Mohr
2) to make yourself a Mohr

Both are expressions if you were drunk and did somethng really stupid. Namend after Sebastian Mohr, who did stuff like:
-burnin his house
-gettin hit by a car
-fell asleep next to his dog
1.)
Person1: Damn boy, you were really drunk last night!!!
Person2: can't remember shit
Person1: man you really were a mohr last night! You fill in some embarrasing or stupid action

2.)
When i came home last night i really made a mohr out of myself when i felt down the stairs.
Mohr by Dr.Med.denRasen December 31, 2008
Related Words
Texas gulf coast slang for sharting while riding reverse cowgirl during hurricane season
Last nights date was going great, then it got even better when she mohred me.
Mohr by SumYungGuyy November 4, 2020

mohr pangy'd 

to get the double pangy (see pangy'd) from friends
Hey, Joe and John, are you ready for the movie? "WHAT, you don't want to go? But I drove all the way over here."

I have never been mohr pangy'd in my life!
mohr pangy'd by cashow March 21, 2005

Jay Mohr 

Jay Mohr invented the Mohr's Circle, used in engineering to find maximum stress or strain.

He is also a comedian accused of stealing other people's jokes (but the Mohr's circle is 100% his)
A funny joke-thief had a profound impact on mechanical engineering. Jay Mohr is all that and more!!
Jay Mohr by Angelino August 8, 2007
The center person in a human centipede
"I felt really bad for the Kyle Mohr in that mad scientist's experiment, it must really suck to be connected to someone's abdomen and have someone connected to yours at the same time"
Kyle Mohr by Mudkips Galore October 5, 2011

"The Mohr Special" 

An order 10 piece Mild Buffalo wings, cheesy bread, and a bottle of vault.
I am going to order "The Mohr Special" when we get back from partying.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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