Mohr

A fucks who likes to give C's in P.E.

I just got fucked by Mohr on my report card.

by Billy Smith April 22, 2004

Mohr

1) to be a Mohr
2) to make yourself a Mohr

Both are expressions if you were drunk and did somethng really stupid. Namend after Sebastian Mohr, who did stuff like:
-burnin his house
-gettin hit by a car
-fell asleep next to his dog

1.)
Person1: Damn boy, you were really drunk last night!!!
Person2: can't remember shit
Person1: man you really were a mohr last night! You fill in some embarrasing or stupid action

2.)
When i came home last night i really made a mohr out of myself when i felt down the stairs.

by Dr.Med.denRasen December 31, 2008

Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr invented the Mohr's Circle, used in engineering to find maximum stress or strain.

He is also a comedian accused of stealing other people's jokes (but the Mohr's circle is 100% his)

A funny joke-thief had a profound impact on mechanical engineering. Jay Mohr is all that and more!!

by Angelino August 8, 2007

Kyle Mohr

The center person in a human centipede

"I felt really bad for the Kyle Mohr in that mad scientist's experiment, it must really suck to be connected to someone's abdomen and have someone connected to yours at the same time"

by Mudkips Galore October 5, 2011

mohr pangy'd

to get the double pangy (see pangy'd) from friends

Hey, Joe and John, are you ready for the movie? "WHAT, you don't want to go? But I drove all the way over here."

I have never been mohr pangy'd in my life!

by cashow March 21, 2005

"The Mohr Special"

An order 10 piece Mild Buffalo wings, cheesy bread, and a bottle of vault.

I am going to order "The Mohr Special" when we get back from partying.

by aftermath7689 March 23, 2008

Two in the Mohring

When you’re super drunk and go to get another bag.

“Hey you! I can’t thee shtraight.... we need more blow! It must be two in the Mohring.”

by Axl Hoes October 16, 2018