Mohnton 

Pronounced mo-hee-tin , referring to a small group of bandits that occupied the town in the late 1700’s-early 1800’s

I went to mohnton today and there’s still bandits there, wowww!

Mohnton by Yermothersmom July 17, 2021

Mohnton 

Pronounced mo-hee-tin referring to the towns original occupants of all bandits prior to the 1800’s, rumors are, there’s still bandits lurking…

I went to mohnton buy a candy bar at the Getty and a bandit snatched that jawn and ran away

Mohnton by Yermothersmom July 17, 2021

monton

1) A person who exhibits traits of both omnipotence and omnibenevolence
2) Slang for a person who faced Chuck Norris in battle and survived
3) A pasta dish without any sauce

1) That monton is a nice guy. He drove dingos to extinction to save Australian babies.
2) Jesus is a monton.
3) Monton tastes like shit.

monton by TheMongoose April 12, 2011

moonton 

1. Noun used by a small community on the lower eastern shore of maryland to define everything and anything.

2. Unofficial religion practiced by this small group of people.

3. EVERYTHING!

1. "Press a button in the pontiac moonton and you can go anywhere."

2. "Moonton will set us free!"

3. "Yo, bartender, I’ll have a Tanqully moonton wit wockers."

moonton by adonz September 22, 2008

moonton 

1. Noun used by a small community on the lower eastern shore of maryland to define everything and anything.

2. Unofficial religion practiced by this small group of people.

3. EVERYTHING!

1. "Press a button in the pontiac moonton and you can go anywhere."

2. "Moonton will set us free!"

3. "Yo, bartender, I’ll have a Tanqully moonton wit wockers."

moonton by adonz October 2, 2006

mohnson

A gaytard who remarkably resembles mr. burns, both in looks and stature. Mohnson walks around with a hunch back, also with his arms hanging down by his sides (like they weigh 2-3 tonnes).
One of the things that mohnson is most famous for is his retarded comments and will usually misinterpret conversation.
His reputation for this usually preceedes him when speaks to someone.
See cheeseburger

Mohnson:"the street lights arent on it must be a blackout" (the time being somwhat near 1:00 pm)

mohnson by G - UNIT March 3, 2005

mohnson

another term for insane

man your mohnson you should be in a mohnson asylum

mohnson by maxpower March 8, 2005