mohnson

A gaytard who remarkably resembles mr. burns, both in looks and stature. Mohnson walks around with a hunch back, also with his arms hanging down by his sides (like they weigh 2-3 tonnes).
One of the things that mohnson is most famous for is his retarded comments and will usually misinterpret conversation.
His reputation for this usually preceedes him when speaks to someone.
See cheeseburger

Mohnson:"the street lights arent on it must be a blackout" (the time being somwhat near 1:00 pm)

by G - UNIT March 3, 2005

mohnson

another term for insane

man your mohnson you should be in a mohnson asylum

by maxpower March 8, 2005

monson strong

Term used to describe the strength of a small town redneck community. More often than not users of this phrase will have a mullet haircut, be wearing overalls (in woodland camo), and be chewing some sort of tobacco.

A tornado rips through your community destroying all things you love..... From the front yard of where your trailer used to be ,you scream "MONSON STRONG" to let the world know your strong!

by Wayne zuba December 12, 2013

Drew Monson

A lonely motherfucker with a big fat ass. Loves showing tit and making small children piss. His toe is cold. Give him a fucking milkshake, bitch. His face resembles a healthy clitoris. He enjoys taking his turtle on long walks to the pharmacy.

Doctor: on a scale of one to Drew Monson, how healthy do you think your clit is?
You: Drew Monson!

by rodeojones December 11, 2014

Monsond

The result of any action that starts great and ends up horribly wrong.

I really had that job interview nailed, until I got monsond.

by Stanley Casey March 13, 2013

Monson

The definition of a superior being in ways of Strength, Intelligence, and able to adapt and overcome all odds.

That kid survived being stranded for 5 years on a island he must of monsoned it.

Did you see that man pull off that feat?! He's a fucking Monson!

by Lcpl Type March 10, 2009

moonsong

while he was alive he made usenet nerds happy with his awesome cartoon encodes

did you see the new moonsong jlu?

by roddy bottom June 11, 2006