Mohawk River 

A river that flows though all the incest, disease ridden towns in Upstate New York. All the fecal matter and trash you can think of always ends up in there. The fish are heavily mutated and the any boat that enters will never be seen again, probably because the people that drive the boats are so far gone on meth that they don’t even know how to drive a boat! Let alone a car.

I am going swimming in the Mohawk River and no one can stop me!!! NO ONE!!!!!

Mohawk River by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 15, 2021

reverse mohawk 

A hairstyle where you have all your hair except for a strip down the middle (where a traditional mohawk would be)

Chet pass out with his shoes on again. Get a razor, we're giving him a reverse mohawk.

reverse mohawk by AUPatches March 18, 2011