Mohammed Ahmed

This mf is the hottest, strongest , smartest and pulls whoever he wants. He can beat the shit out of you and get away w it.
He also has mad rizz so hide your girls from him if you run into him bc some people even call him "Mr Steal Yo Girls".

Breez: oh hey babe!
Saif: ugh hey babe🙄
"Mohammed Ahmed walks in"
Mohammed Ahmed: Hola papi Saif😘
Saif: OMG ZADDY MOHAMMED AHMED TAKE ME ALREADY!!
Breez: damn it Mohammed Ahmed is back at it again ugh.

Mohammed Ahmed by Some random mf named rizzler December 9, 2022

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Mohammad Ahmed

Mohammad- Praiseworthy; glorified, highly praised or one who constantly thanks God.

A very attractive person whom is rare to find. He is a loyal person and acts like a bitch sometimes, but always is kind at the end. If ever seen a Mohammad, be his friend because he's a keeper.
Ahmed- This name derived from the last messenger and prophet of Allah, Muhammed (may peace and blessings be upon him), which "Ahmed" is a shorter version of the name "Muhammed".

Mohammad Ahmed is very good looking and handsome man. I've found him very attractive.

Mohammad Ahmed by MuskanDalal November 22, 2021

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Mohammad Ahmed

A chihuahua

“Hey, that’s my Mohammad Ahmed!”
“Omg, that dog is so cute! What breed is it?”
“It’s a Mohammad Ahmed”

Mohammad Ahmed by The Strange Man November 26, 2021

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Ahed Amer Mohammed Abujebbeh

A piece of shit that will punch you 24/7 make super funny sex jokes and fart when fasting. Also will try to convert you to a Muslim and cant spell his best friend's name for shit. Ahed routine-

25% faggot
55% jokes

120% farting

and will die in Fortnite and always always always blame and scream on you

and cant cough and fart at the same time

will blow you up if u piss him so stay careful
and is super haram

Ahed Amer Mohammed Abujebbeh

hi Ahed

*cough cough* fartttttttttttttttt * cough cough*
k bye

Ahed Amer Mohammed Abujebbeh by IwIlLsCaMyOu20DoLlAr June 13, 2018

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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