1. "Sip mo-eezy as we sit on my couch." - Jeremih, Birthday Sex.
2. Liquor store worker: "Sup ladies, what do y'all feel like drinking tonight?"
Lady1: "How much is a bottle of Mo-eezy?"
Liquor store worker: "For you, $34.99"
Lady1: "Aight, we'll take it."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.