Moe's 

Better than Taco Bell in every way.

"Welcome to Moe's!"

Moe's by Pierre Chang May 16, 2009

Moe's 

Its like Chipotle but its always dirty.

Person 1: "Hey wanna go to Moe's?"
Person 2: "No its dirty"

Moe's by mtabud12 October 31, 2019

Moe's 

When a female has a full roster of men. Just has a bunch of male hoe's at their disposal. When she just becomes the true pimp daddy of men.

Girl1: heeyyyy gurl who ya texting?

Girl2: No one special just one of the Moe's.

Girl1: MMMMMMMMM gurl you slay!

Moe's by UncleBray February 25, 2025

Moe’s 

A bar in the Simpson’s witch is not the cleanest

Marge: And you where?
Homer: Moe’s

Moe’s by Heyyyyyyy123doyoyknowme May 22, 2021

Moe's Law

Similar to Poe's Law, it is the Law which dictates that anyone with an anime picture on their social media account will have either:
1. Awful taste in any noun or activity
2. Terrible, ill-informed opinions on anything related to politics
3. Some combination of the former two
Moe's Law is applied doubly so to those who have pre-pubescent anime girls(also known as lolis) in their profile picture, with possible pedophilia being involved.

"Dude, why does every single person with a Miku avatar seem to post the stupidest shit?"

"Shit my dude, that's a good example of Moe's Law, lemme write that down on Urban Dictionary

Moe's Law by F. Uck Anime November 6, 2017

Moe's Stone 

After overeating at Moe's southwest grill, A moes stone is a collection of cheese, compacted tortilla chips, guacamole, and other gut wrenching mexican delights that form a harder than concrete ball or "stone" in ones stomach. It will leave one in complete misery until the stone can be removed surgically and emergently. Moes stones are very common in the overzealous hungry bellies of pregnant women.

"Oh my god.....I ate way to much Moe's again. I can feel the Moe's stone forming in my belly. It will rip my butt if i pass it naturally. Please get me a surgeon and stretchy pants before my pregnancy hormones drive me to eat more moes, and the moes stone grows hair and legs!

Moe's Stone by I warned you Emily January 24, 2014

Moe's value plan 

Going to Moe's southwest grill and ordering one cup of queso and taking advantage of their free chips and salsa to feed as many people as possible.

Chump 1- "Shit I'm hungry"
Chump 2- "We have practice in ten tho and we only have $3 between the 10 of us"
Chump 1- "Moe's value plan?"

Moe's value plan by Chump1 December 21, 2015