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Modieval by InTheAsylum December 30, 2023
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chivalry: medieval warfare
Often abbreviated as Chiv amongst PC gamers. Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a ridiculously badass First Person Slasher game made by Torn Banner Studios which is set in a medieval battlefield and consists of usually 16-24 players violently slashing and/or whacking the shit out of each other with swords, maces, clubs, and other archaic weaponry.
It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.
It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.
Man 1: "Fuck man I can't wait for Chivalry: Medieval Warfare to finish updating."
Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."
Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."
chivalry: medieval warfare by NarugaAndrew June 6, 2014
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get medieval
To physically torture or injure someone by means of archaic methods, usually involving tools frequently used for blacksmithing or traditional feudal era torture. Example of such include thumbscrews, flesh peeling, and branding.
First coined by Marcellus Wallace in Quentin Tarantino's <i>Pulp Fiction</i> (1994).
First coined by Marcellus Wallace in Quentin Tarantino's <i>Pulp Fiction</i> (1994).
"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
get medieval by Gabriel Korrigan August 16, 2005
Im a sucker for medieval castles
Im a sucker for medieval castles by Jason Blundell June 14, 2016
go medieval
From the movie Pulp Fiction, one of the most feared characters stated his henchmen would "go medieval on yo' ass", which basically was a way of saying his men would click out on the men being threatened. To go medieval means to become savagely violent without restraint, similar to how we imagine those in the savage, unrestrained medieval times would respond to someone who had done them wrong.
go medieval by MsLi January 24, 2006
Medieval bush
Overgorwn, unkempt and matted pubic hair, making sexual penetration difficult, if not impossible, without cutting.
Generally dirty, and smelly due to lack of access to vagina for cleaning.
Generally dirty, and smelly due to lack of access to vagina for cleaning.
hey john man! the girl i hooked up with last night had some serious medieval bush going on. I had to eat that shit from the back.
Medieval bush by monkeybones February 9, 2009
Medieval body shape
(Noun)
A female human body in line with the ideals of Medieval Europe, i.e. a petite and slender figure, small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding, round belly.
A female human body in line with the ideals of Medieval Europe, i.e. a petite and slender figure, small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding, round belly.
Beauty ideals change over time and depending on the location and context. In Western Europe during the Middle Ages, the nobility set a particular beauty ideal for women: a fragile and petite figure, with small and round breasts high on the chest, and a protruding round belly. The Medieval body shape eventually gave way to new Renaissance ideals.
Medieval body shape by Monticello-W October 18, 2016