Mobileist

A person or group of people that is prejudiced, discriminative, or antagonistic towards mobile players on the basis of their state of being.

The British Army doesn't give mobile players the same opportunities as PC players, how mobileist!

by The Fight Against Oppression January 14, 2021

Mobilebate

The act of calling a friend whilst masterbating just to talk as a prank. The prank is concluded when the caller informs his friend that he has just been mobilebated, then hangs up. This is done preferably at the moment of climax.

Hi Jake, it's Chris..." "Hey man, how's it goin?" "Good, you've just been mobilebated...

by capnwalnuts June 1, 2011

Mobility Scooter

Quite possibly one of the worst inventions of the 20th century. Originally used by lovely old people to drive down to the shops or to bingo. Now increasingly being overrun by stupid idiots and people who cannot see two feet beyond their meter thick glasses. The average top speed of these death traps has gone from a pleasant 10km/h to a painful 100km/h, which is inviting to those with a need for speed, GTA enthusiasts and retired race car drivers. These horrendously fast yet silent vehicles are perfect for running down innocent pedestrians and causing havoc at four way intersections and down the middle of Main Street.

Guy 1: Hey yo heard Billy got a Mobility Scooter?
Guy 2: Damn! My grandma owns one of those things.
Guy 1: He managed to run down 20 peds and he's still goin.

by Mr. Wonderful Wonderful June 1, 2016

Black Man Mobility Vehicle

A vehicle used exclusively by a black man for the purpose of traversing tough terrain.

On average, most drivers of the vehicle have the high and tight recon haircut.

- Like my Black Man Mobility Vehicle?
- Yeah man it's awesome!

by BlackManMobility May 25, 2013

mobility scooter bird

A human female that happens to be ugly in appearance.

Last night I rode a mobility scooter bird for a few hours after getting hammered at the local pub... now it hurts when I pee.

by DeanPalmer September 27, 2011

Movieist

one who discriminates or is strongly opposed to people that don't like the same movies as themselves.

"Hey, did you like The Waterboy?"

"Nah man, that movie sucked, And we can't be friends anymore"

"Movieist."

by jimyjohnson632 June 14, 2009

Movieistic

Glorifying and embellishing a true story for the screen. Basically, adding and making up interesting stuff in an effort to add life to an otherwise nice, but bland story. All "Based on a true story" movies are movieistic otherwise we wouldn't be impressed.

Thank God Erin Brockovich was movieistic. I can't imagine two hours about lawyers without a little Julia Roberts thrown in.

by MortgageManBry November 27, 2011