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Mobile up 

Going out and getting drunk with friends and in the process taking as many pictures (good and bad) as you can with your mobile phone and uploading them to Facebook or other social media sites.

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Hey you want to go mobile up tonight!

We need to get together soon and do some mobile ups!

While doing something very drunk as others chant...Mobile up, mobile up, mobile up!!!

Wow did you see those mobile ups from last night?
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Mobile Upload 

When you get road head by an old woman with no teeth while driving a Rascal down the street
My grandpa gets around so much better with his Rascal. He gets mobile uploads all the time now!

upwardly mobile

Any person who is in the process of moving above their current social or economic status (i.e. from lower to middle class).

A hustler that constantly seeks to improve their social or economic standing
He's going to college and works full time. Hes the kind of upwardly mobile man that will go far in life.
upwardly mobile by apledger June 21, 2009

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026