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A hot chick that is fun to ride, but you don't want to be seen riding it.
Did you bang?
Yeah.
Aye, solid
Don't tell anyone tho, she's a mo-ped.
Mo-Ped by Dan Brinkle July 9, 2019

pedro mo 

Person 1: Dude! Look at that guys moustache.
Person 2: Yeah, talk about a pedro mo
pedro mo by Billybob6775588 $$ January 23, 2016

Dirty Moped 

Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.
'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"
Dirty Moped by The Firezombie August 19, 2007

Mormon Moped 

The act of getting a blowjob and rimjob simultaneously
These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!
Mormon Moped by Mikejaret February 25, 2017
A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.
She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.
Moped by dmpawley March 26, 2003

mopedaphile 

Anyone over the age of 18 who rides a moped.
I'm scared to let my children walk to school because of the high number of mopedaphiles in the area.
mopedaphile by Th3 Admiral April 5, 2011