Mizuto

One of the main protagonists in the show "My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex"

Has a good personality and is a nerd

Pretty cool guy

Actually can be VERY HOT

Person 1: Oh wow, Mizuto is a pretty cool guy!
Person 2: You simp for him don't you
Person 1: No I don't

by katherine_plumber October 22, 2022

Hot Mizuno Batbag

Slappin' a girl in the face with your dick repeatedly until it leaves a welt. Then, soothe the welt by dragging your sack over it repeatedly.

Caution: If the welt doesn't go away within ten minutes, the scrotum juice isn't being extracted. At this point shave your nuts.

Mr. Carl's girlfriend was tired of the usual Charizard and muffpunch. She didn't regret her decision to let Mr. Carl use his hot mizuno batbag to spice up the bed. She left an upperdecker afterwards.

by Jacksons and daughters. May 7, 2010

mizuko

A girl whom seems like a child, but is also a mother figure to all that know her, she is always quiet and shy, and talks in whispers often, but she can be very strong when it comes to protecting those who she cares about. Do not underestimate her, and dont be afraid to ask her for help, becouse god she is one of the best friends you will ever have.

Person 1: That new girl is so quiet.
Person 2: She might be quiet, bet she is a real Mizuko

by crystalzye April 29, 2020

Satomi Mizuno

Born September 10, 1977. A Japanese slut who appear in a hundred or so porno films. Very found of sticking objects up her pussy and her asshole, getting fucked while tied up, having other women finger her twat and her ass, double penetration, and, last but not least, pissing on people. Moving from Tokyo to L.A., she became the biggest Japanese-American slut sence Fujiko Kano.

All of this can be seen on her website Sexysatomi.com

Satomi Mizuno pisses on a woman

by satrain18 October 5, 2005

Mizuno

An obese cat.

A cat that eats and shits, and nothing else.

e.g.

Doctor: Ana, I have some bad news for you.
Ana: Yes Doctor, What is it?
Doctor: Mizuno is suffering from kitty obesity.
Ana: Is it serious, Doctor?
Doctor: Well, he's fat as hell.
Ana: No offense but I want to get a second opinion.
Doctor: He's ugly too, especially with that hair cut!

by warrenwashyourdishes March 19, 2011

Minutos

A synonym to the word "minutes" for retards who are incapable of properly typing the word "minutes" on their keyboard.

"Hey, Jim! I'll be home in a few minutos" "Don't you mean, 'minutes' Tom?" "No, I'm retarded."

by Epicguy2 July 27, 2019

mizuhoswim

The act of ejaculating all over a model kit or action figure, usually of a girl from a Japanese manga, anime or videogame. The term originates from the picture boards of 4chan, where someone once posted a zip file titled mizuhoswim.zip which contained several pictures and a video of an unknown person ejaculating over a PVC figure of Mizuho from the anime series Onegai Teacher.

"I totally mizuhoswimmed that Belldandy figure."
"Mizuhoswim that Emma Frost statue, then take pictures of it and put them on the internet."

by Master Baytor April 24, 2005