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Mitch Bitch 

An alcoholic beverage that is attained by mixing 1 part Yager to 4 parts Root Beer (preferably A&W or IBC, MUG tastes like shit). This was concocted by none other than Mitch Ortenburg and it's his guarantee "Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!"
I drank a big Mitch Bitch last night and ended up with my pannies in my vag. (Hypothetically speaking)
Mitch Bitch by Mitch Ortenburg October 11, 2008

Mitch the Bitch

Mitch the Bitch is a term for a Male/little bitch name Mitchel. Preferably Closs.
Chance "Man, this guy is being the biggest Mitch the Bitch alive. He wont even finger me."

Davin " Jenna is way hotter."
Mitch the Bitch by V-Dubs September 4, 2014

Bitch-itch Mitch 

When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.
Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.

Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!

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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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