Mitch match bitch
Mitch match bitch by Kinglujay25 April 27, 2019
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Mitch Bitch
An alcoholic beverage that is attained by mixing 1 part Yager to 4 parts Root Beer (preferably A&W or IBC, MUG tastes like shit). This was concocted by none other than Mitch Ortenburg and it's his guarantee "Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!"
I drank a big Mitch Bitch last night and ended up with my pannies in my vag. (Hypothetically speaking)
Mitch Bitch by Mitch Ortenburg October 11, 2008
Bitch-itch Mitch
When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.
Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.
Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!
Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!
Bitch-itch Mitch by Mischievousmonkey July 8, 2016
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Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.