Mitch Mitch 

Mitch Mitch - a young girl, who tends to be ginger, and loves willay. Her dad tends to be called Bryan and goes by the name of bry and is normally more attractive than Mitch Mitch herself. Also pretty good hugs but wish she was smaller, solid 8/10

Oh god look it’s a ginger, looks like Mitch Mitch!

Mitch Mitch by LittleFella1 July 12, 2021

Mitch Buchannon 

A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.

Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.

Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.

Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!

(Two friends talking)

Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.

Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.

Mitch Buchannon by NotTheHoff August 6, 2018

Moscow Mitch 

Moscow Mitch (noun)
A bizarre animal-human hybrid between a snapping turtle and a compromised Kentucky Republican senator, Mitch McConnell (R-Moskva) who enabled the Russia’s theft of the 2016 election for <i>Dirty Donny Drumpf</i>, accepted millions of dollars from a Russian Billionaires, and blocked FBI efforts to protect 2020 US elections from further election hacking.

In his long, sordid career, McConnell has not only violated his oath of office by refusing to hold confirmation hearings for Judge Merrick Garland, he also has enriched himself and his Chinese shipping magnate wife, Elaine Chao, who somehow was installed as <i>Dirty Donny Drumpf</i>’s Sec of Transportation, and has blocked laws that would make it difficult for the Russian FSB to corrupt the 2020 elections and install the illegitimate Preznit sic a second time.

See also: <i>Cocaine Mitch</i> for information about his wife’s container ships and cocaine busts.

I hope Jill Stein gets to sit at Moscow Mitch’s table when he goes to Russia to pick up his award from Vladimir Putin.

Moscow Mitch by Helmut Meinschaftgefülenberger July 26, 2019

mitch grassi 

Mitch Grassi is the sassy queen who don't give two shits if you hate him

He is perfection and can harmonize your stupidity away.

If you dare say is hairless cat Wyatt is ugly he will slap you and block your ratchet ass on twitter

Don't fukkin mess with Mitch Grassi cause he is the baddest bitch on the block

Idiot: "Mitch Grassi sings like a girl."

Mitch Grassi: "At least I use my voice for things that actually mean something to people."

mitch grassi by fuckyouokay June 22, 2014

Mitch Grassi 

A beautiful and majestical being with a voice of a thousand Angels. The amount of talent held within this person is mindblowing.

1/5 (tenor) of Pentatonix
1/2 of Superfruit

Person One: Who's Mitch Grassi?

Me: ...*eyes widen* I sHALL sHOW yOU •-•

*beauty overload*

Mitch Grassi by East_Of_Eden823 January 17, 2016

Mitch Mcconnell 

One of the most despicable politicians on the planet, who filibustered his own bill when democrats agreed with it. And yet, Kentucky still elects this clown.

Person 1: "How bad is Mitch Mcconnell?"

Person 2: "Enough that people refer to him as a turtle."

Mitch Mcconnell by senthurmanz July 12, 2017

Mitch McConnell 

The substance excreted when expressing a dog's anal glands.

My dog's been dragging its ass across the carpet recently, must be a nasty Mitch McConnell buildup.

Mitch McConnell by Werewolf Moms April 4, 2019