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One who has sex with waffles, whines, complains, dislikes hugs, pwn's at Halo 3, prissy, whiney, straightens his hair.
Dude. You're such a Mitch'l, stop molesting that waffle!
Mitch'l by Mitch'l's bitch'l March 31, 2009
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Mitch Lucker 

The greatest man on this planet. best vocalist ever? suicide silence singer
no time to fucking bleed"Mitch Lucker"
Mitch Lucker by Mike bitch October 17, 2009

Mitch Lotko 

The term for a generally kick-ass person. This person is usually very athletic, smart, liked by all, and can do whatever he or she wants.
Me: "Dude, I scored a hat trick in the varsity game yesterday."

Jake: "Bro, you're such a Mitch Lotko."
Mitch Lotko by Jimark May 6, 2011

Mitch Lucker 

A man who sang for Suicide Silence. Who tragically died November 1, 2012 due to a motorcycle accident. Mitch Lucker was in the band from 2002-2012. His band and him self did many thing to help others in many ways as they could.
Sad Mitch Lucker died so young.

Steven Thomas Mitch lll 

An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"
Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen

Joe: Lowkey same

Mitch "The Loris" McConnell 

Looks sadly harmless and timid yet its poison will kill you.
It was so stunning that President "The Donald" advocated a $2,000.00 stimulus check, one would never have thought a career politician would oppose it. But leave it to Mitch "The Loris" McConnell to have blocked it.

If That Is Your Mitch Then Let Me Haunted House 

If That Is Your Mitch Then Let Me Haunted House
If That Is Your Mitch Then Let Me Haunted House
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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