Mists of Pandaria 

A shitty excuse for an expansion by Blizzard. Blizzard fanboys who are simply blinded by anything that Blizzard makes is good, will follow up with excuses such as "they were in the original Warcraft lore." The Pandaren Brewmaster hero was a april fools joke but was kept anyway so therefor Blizzard felt that it'd be appropriate to make their next expansion even shittier then Cataclysm and best of all, centered around pandas. Like they say, WoW died with the Lich King.

John: What the fuck? An expansion centered around pandas? This has to be a joke.. How the hell did Metzen manage to rip pandas out of his smelly ass and turn it into an entire expansion..

Jeffrey: Pandas have been in the Warcraft lore since Warcraft 3.

John: Shut it Blizzard fanboy. You'd buy anything from Blizzard, even if it's a pile of shit plastered inside a game box. Hell, for all you know, they could just put a sign that says Mists of Pandaria on a pile of bovine shit and you'd still buy it.

Kathy: Are you 2 virgins arguing about a computer game? How about you go outside, make some friends, and get yourselves a social life. Friggin lames.

John: Hey tramp, guess what? How about you go suck off a swagfag's cock till it gets stuck in between that big ass gap between your front teeth, then come back and talk to me. If you knew how much shit this next expansion for WoW is going to be, you'd know why someone like me would be frustrated.

Metzen: So who wants Pandas?

Mists of Pandaria by BovineScat September 12, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016