Mistold

being told incorrectly or being lied to.

You got mistold!
I dont know who mistold you, but they did.
When you find out that everything you lived your life believing is wrong, then you were mistold.

by rich biggins March 16, 2007

Mistolin

A cheap tacky and smelly latin floor cleaner. Only women who where wooden shoes and those nightgowns called Moo-moos use this product. They can be found in most ghettos mopping the sidewalks with mistolin. The product is also used for laundry, dishes, babyformula, and to cure the common cold in most latin homes.

Yo my kid is coughin i need a quater to get some mistolin. OR The sidewalk is starting to look dirty it needs a mistolin mopping. and finnaly... Miha we ran outta cookin oil.. get some mistolin out the cabinet!

by Toofy August 31, 2004

Misteldrossian

An apparent attempt to drill through the defenses of your peers or associates during haggling or an argument.

It originates from Mistel warheads used by Germans in WWII.
The definitive Mistel warhead was a shaped charge around a core of copper or aluminium. When detonated, the explosion would create a penetrator made of the core of the above mentioned copper or aluminium. The metal would then behave like a liquid (and not, as often falsely reported, liquefy), capable of penetrating up to 7 metres (24 feet) of steel armour. It was anticipated that this would be able to "drill" straight through an enemy warship.
The Mistel was never proven to be affective.

I growled in my thickest Misteldrossian accent.

by weirdinfo October 15, 2006