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Mister Bus 

also known to be written as:

mr bus, missed-the-bus.

However the proper way to write it is: MISTERBUS.

Mister bus is an extrodianrily fine fine guy who travels around by bus. he is absolutely gorgeous and people (particularly girls) makes fools out of themselves by playing "yellow car" in front of him.
OH MY GOSH! DID YOU SEE THAT GUY? phoar.....from now on he shall be know as mister bus.
Mister Bus by natazzle November 9, 2004
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bus master 

One who drives a bus. Any kind of bus. Including the short kind. But then that's a Shortbus Master.
Does anger the Bus Master or she'll kick you to the curb.
bus master by Flint and Steel April 17, 2007

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) 

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

master bushman 

when you go down on a girl and she is so ungroomed you have to shave her!
Last night I had to go master bushman on that girl!
master bushman by Mike July 11, 2004

muster a buster 

When you eat specific foods for the sole purpose of cutting what is intended to be a near window shattering fart.
I had it all figured out, eating all those highly flatulent foods and drinking all that beer, to most effectively muster a buster!
muster a buster by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

misterbugsgf 

bre is such a kind hearted person she loves her mutuls and isnt a bad person like everyone makes her out to be <33
is that misterbugsgf a rasict and mean person?

Thats not like bre at all! Shes a super sweet person!
misterbugsgf by .sashaswifey April 3, 2022

misterbugsgf 

funniest, sweetest and overall the best mutual someone could ask for. they’re really sweet and deserve the world 🙏 her edits are to DIE for wicked
p1: hey, have you seen @misterbugsgf edits/content?
p2: not yet, should I check them out?
p1: yes! they’re insanely talented.
misterbugsgf by ihartlb October 21, 2021
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