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Mister Blister 

A nickname you would call a male parent or guardian to annoy them or for fun during an event.

This name can be used to make fun of that person or just because you feel like it.
Scenario 1:
Shelby: "You really suck at this, Mister Blister!"

Male parent/guardian: "would you stop annoying me!"

Scenario 2:

Shelby: "Hey Mister Blister, how's it going?"
Male parent/guardian: "Good, thanks."
Mister Blister by couch-lady March 28, 2022
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Reverse Master Blaster 

A midget straddles one's face while you felate/perform cunnilingus in him/her while they yell "who run Barter Town?"
Shit, nephew! I gotta get to the kyro-practer! I fucked up my neck last night doin' the Reverse Master Blaster with Gary Coleman!

Master Blaster

To be well versed in the art of finger banging. Finger fucking, if you will.
Christina: Wow Bean, you are really great at fingering.
Bean: Turn around and let me put it in your butt. They call me the master blaster in certain circles.
Master Blaster by P.J. Hutch October 26, 2009

master-blaster 

A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal
Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.

double master blaster 

cuming from getting head, while taking a hit from the crack pipe

triple master blaster 

achieving orgasm through being fellated and sodomized, while simultaneously taking a hit of crack
I want a triple master blast, Leroy, Wanda, let's go to Dan's house.

Master-Blasterbation 

When a person masterbates while shitting at the same time. Producing a large log (depending on diet) that is for appearance sake cream covered.
Guy 1: Shit son I just got done Master-Blasterbating, shit got a little freaky and messy!

Guy 2: What the fuck is Master-Blasterbation?