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Mission Accumplished 

When your only goal is to shoot your hot load all over the face of the person you just had sex with (in the missionary position) and you succeed.
Steve pulled out of Jenny just in time to cover her face in his man slime. Mission accumplished!
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Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way

A way of saying something important has actually been accomplished for real, while at the same time mocking former president George W. Bush
On May 1,2003 George W Bush landed on the deck of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln for a photo-op wearing a flight suit and declared "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq when in fact the war had just begun and absolutuly nothing had been accomplished. Exactly 8 years later Osama bin Laden was killed in Pakistan by Navy Seals, this is an example of Mission Accomplished and not in a Bush way.

Mission Accomplished 

Something you say after you fuck up. This way, people will think you have actually succeeded when in fact you have failed so miserably your former supporters have crossed over.

mission accomplished 

correction---4000 deaths and counting...
since mission accomplished, there have been over 4000 deaths
mission accomplished by MattT=P March 24, 2008

Mission Accomplished 

A phrase denoting failure. Usually used in conjunction with a photo op (where the failure wears a military costume) so that the press can have a collective orgasm.

Typically is followed by protracted guerilla wars that kill 100s of Americans in an arbitrary nation in the Islamic world
Before Mission Accomplished: 120 dead American troops

After Mission Accomplished: Over 1,000 dead American troops

mission accomplished 

correction---2894 deaths
since mission accomplished, there have been nearly 3000 deaths
mission accomplished by Daniel198 December 6, 2006

Mission Accomplished 

a phrase used equivalently with FAIL. Used by President George W. Bush when he proclaimed his mission in iraq accomplished on may 1st 2003. The iraq war has since become the biggest failure of american foreign policy since vietnam. All use of this phrase should be in reference to this noted failure.
1.
a.
"Man, I bombed that test"
"Mission Accomplished."
b.
(person spills coffee on self)
Other: mission accomplished

2. (conjugated as a verb)

"I'm taking two incompletes and my girlfriend found out I was cheating on her."
"well, you're just accomplishing missions all over the place."




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