Miss Cleo

A fat Jamaican biotch who excels at poker, the lottery, and forecasting the weather.

"I thought Miss Cleo was the smartest person in the world, but then I remembered that not only was she fat but she was also black. If you can't read a book or eat sensibly, then you probably can't tell the future."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006

miss cleo

A person who says they can tell the future for only $4.99/min, but is really just a thief.

Where was Ms. Cleo on September 10, 2001??

by Netmaster5k March 29, 2004

miss cleo

a fat hoe who tells ppls fortune by cards

hi im miss cleo call me ;)

by phatass May 5, 2003