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miserable failure 

see: george w bush or fucktard
man, that guy was a miserable failure.
miserable failure by Josh June 12, 2005

miserable failure 

1. According to yahoo: the 43rd president of the United States.
2. According to google in 2007: the 43rd president of the United States.
3. George W. Bush (not George H.W. Bush)
4. The most notorious Google Bomb
5. Variant of Epic Fail
Person A: That person over there is the most miserable failure.

Person B: Are you talking about the former president?
Person A: Yes, the 43rd
miserable failure by yakitatefreak December 19, 2011

Miserable Failure 

The 2011 Boston Red Sox
Marvin partnered up with Alicia in a Mixed Doubles Tennis match against Graham and Evelyn, they led 6-0 5-0 40-0, but lost the match 6-0, 5-7, 0-6, what a miserable failure!

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure 

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.
That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026