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Probably the sexiest pokemon in the world. Evolves from a shitty Feebas thats hard as anything to catch in the game. You can only evolve Feebas with 'Love' - whatever the fuck that is. But having a miltoic makes you a total bro. They're fucking dragons that live in the water!
Guy 1: Do you have a Milotic?!?!
Guy 2: No.. i just have Feebas
Guy 1: Love the shit out of that fucktard; Milotics are fucking epic!
Milotic by kphoenix314 April 30, 2011

Misanticipate 

Gary was running to catch the football, but he misanticipated where the quarterback would throw
Misanticipate by freshboi29 September 12, 2011
the inability to use logic appropriately

a person completely missed the boat on using logic
It is misslogical, that all of the fire exits are locked from the inside.
They used misslogic when they made the entrance to the freeway as a side street that looks like a dead end.
misslogic by StellaSpeaks October 31, 2013
Insult that means "sick bastard", commonly used for dare-devils.
Guy 1: You know that guy who rants about Shrek all the time?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a malotic!
Malotic by RealWarlords June 6, 2020

michael mihalovich 

michael mihalovich is badass
michael mihalovich by ghhfy May 4, 2018