Mint Dick

A menthol body wash that makes your junk tingle.

I got a date after the game, hand me some of that mint dick.

by Bill Matteson October 3, 2021

Dick Mint

A word that refers to a stupid or ignorant person; best fit when no other word seems appropriate to describe the ridiculousness of the idiotic person.

(Driver One fails to understand the concept of merging and slams on breaks causing cars to scatter all over the highway to avoid an accident.)

Driver 2: "UGH...WTF, YOU'RE SUCH A...A...A...DICK MINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Boomer Kegstand December 28, 2010

Dinner Dick mint

D.D.M is when a person wakes up an sucks a dick then proceeds to kiss their partner in the mouth.

My woman gave head ar aoon at we woke up ,but the show gave me a dinner dick mint ,now both got nasty mouths.

by Guiltycervantes July 12, 2018

Mintdick

1. when your accidentally use toothpaste instead of lube

Joe: yo why are you scratching your dick so much?
Bill: I was beatin my meat, then I ran outta lube and wasn't concentrating.
Joe: Did you get mintdick?
Bill: *Nods in shame*

by persond543 May 17, 2015