Minniti
"You know what these catholic girls are like, we get a couple more drinks in her, she'll minniti the lot of us!"
Minniti by TheUglyBaby February 4, 2010
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Minniti
An Italian teacher who makes his class listen to sob stories about how he cut off his daughter's fingertips.
"Beejeebers!"
Minniti by Jessica AKA Salamander July 10, 2003
Ingle Mingiti
Considered by many to be something of a god among mere mortals, Ingle Mingiti was perhaps the greatest person ever to come out of southern Syria in the early 16th century. Born of Irish and Inca bloodlines, Mingiti was truly a sight to behold. It was widely rumored that he could shove a mandolin up a goat's ass without even breaking a sweat, but this was only a small example of his power.
In 1523, he set sail to Spain aboard his schooner, the Kazaa. Upon arrival, Mingiti mustered up a group of 4 Spaniards and one Portugal man, and set out for the New World. During the long journey westward, the Spaniards began to go crazy, and begged Mingiti if they could eat the Portugal man. "Nay", said Mingiti, and so it was. The Spaniards were permitted to merely chew on the Portugal man, but not to consume any part of him, and so they did. Eventually, they arrived at what would someday nearly become known as the Mormon nation of Deseret. The party explored this strange new land, but were soon attacked by a bear, which disrupted their trek, and scattered the group across the continent.
The Europeans were eventually all killed, either by Indians or baseball midgets, but Ingle Mingiti lived on. It is said that during his travels, he found the fountain of youth in Denver, and lives to this day, working as a 7-11 cashier in Toronto.
In 1523, he set sail to Spain aboard his schooner, the Kazaa. Upon arrival, Mingiti mustered up a group of 4 Spaniards and one Portugal man, and set out for the New World. During the long journey westward, the Spaniards began to go crazy, and begged Mingiti if they could eat the Portugal man. "Nay", said Mingiti, and so it was. The Spaniards were permitted to merely chew on the Portugal man, but not to consume any part of him, and so they did. Eventually, they arrived at what would someday nearly become known as the Mormon nation of Deseret. The party explored this strange new land, but were soon attacked by a bear, which disrupted their trek, and scattered the group across the continent.
The Europeans were eventually all killed, either by Indians or baseball midgets, but Ingle Mingiti lived on. It is said that during his travels, he found the fountain of youth in Denver, and lives to this day, working as a 7-11 cashier in Toronto.
Ingle Mingiti was truly a great man, and will be remembered forever for never giving up in the face of adversity.
Ingle Mingiti by Rastablowtorch February 26, 2006
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ty'laswon minnitt by ARJames April 15, 2019
nek minnit
The period of time it takes for one to entre a corner store or "dairy" and to come out again to find there scooter has being damaged.
nek minnit by master of awesomness January 5, 2012
Blake Minnit
A period of time used to measure the time that it takes for one to reach a certain destination. The time taken greatly exceeds the time that one predicted and is therefore a 'Blake Minnit'. The exact time of a 'Blake Minnit' can range from 20 nek minnits to a nek hour.
Blake: "I'll be at yours in about 5 man, just getting ready now"
Blake Minnit
*One Hour Later*
Blake: "Hey man, sorry i'm late. I got side tracked"
Blake Minnit
*One Hour Later*
Blake: "Hey man, sorry i'm late. I got side tracked"
Blake Minnit by Anonymous Person.... ;) December 10, 2012