Mineral water 

Rich shit for rich people.

Dude do you have mineral water? Nah that's rich people shit.

Mineral water by CovertMotion March 13, 2018

Mineral Water. 

Mineral water is the best person ever he is super hot and is slick he will eat u before u could realise.he is the best person ever and is not gay(13.5 inch)

Mineral water.is amazing.
Mineral water:no u ((((((;

Mineral Water. by Everyone that ever existed June 6, 2018

Redneck Mineral Water 

Budweiser, Miller, Blue Ribbon, or other watery American beer substitutes

I'm not driving with an open beer can, Officer, it's just redneck mineral water.

Redneck Mineral Water by Flying Puck November 28, 2010

carbonated mineral water 

carbonated mineral water is one of the best freaking drink on the planet. It is sparkling water and it tastes sooo good, a lot of my friends disagree.

Me: Plz give me the best freaking drink on the planet.
Jordan: So you mean carbonated mineral water.

carbonated mineral water by Emmie Z January 28, 2021

Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals 

The most refreshing drink you need.

"Damn bro, Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals is so refreshing.

Sam's Purified Drinking Water with Flavor Enhancing Minerals by Corbino the Extino November 27, 2022