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why are Minecraft villagers so dumb

Because they are a villager in Minecraft, they physically cannot be smart!
GIVE ME MENDING ALREADY, bro, why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

Why are Minecraft villagers so dumb? 

Because they're Minecraft villager, how the hell can you expect them to be smart???
GIVE ME MENDING!!! why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

minecraft villager 

A person who shows no enthusiasm during sex, even at the climax, similar to the behavior of a villager in the Minecraft video game.
"When she came, it was no movement and a disinterested 'Hmm.'"
"A... Minecraft Villager?"
(thanks, u/mister_beetlejuice)

villager in Minecraft 

Villagers are passive mobs that inhabit villages, work at their professions, breed, and interact with each other. Their outfit varies according to their occupation and biome. A player can trade with them using emeralds as currency

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004