Mind Bone

To bone someone with your mind. Essentially, taking 'undressing someone with your eyes' a few steps further.

Her roommate was so hot, I couldn't help but to Mind Bone her.

by Esteban de la Sexface February 24, 2011

Mind Bone

A phrase derived from the English saying "mind-blown" entailing that the speaker discovered something shocking and popular slang "boner," meaning a male erection in the genetalia. This fusion essentially entails that the speaker whom expresses it is having a blast of knowledge that rapidly expands their knowledge in a sexual manner.

Dude, I didn't know that! I just got a serious mind bone.

by Fuehbdici jdbsgc October 29, 2017

mind boned

to extremely confuse someone so bad that as it their mind was being boned by the statement or action they just heard or saw;

the captain of the debate team (who was definitely a virgin), mind boned the captain of the opposing debate team (who was definitaly a virgin).

by pconnor6017 November 7, 2011

Mind Boner

When you feel titillated looking at a HPOA but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: boner)

Man! I got a mind boner when I saw 'Jenny the HPOA girl'!

by Der Gelb Baron August 14, 2010

mind boners

when something blows your mind, it gives you a mind boner.

friend:shit dude! did you hear that new luvtonez joint?

president barack obama: yeah man, shit is real. it gave me mind boners!

by tibby trillZ September 9, 2011

mind boner

When you mind has a big boner but your penis does not.

Hey girl, I know my penis isn't hard but I've got a major mind boner.

by bones11 December 8, 2007

mind boner

When you have an intense discussion about a topic and you get a subsequent mind boner. The excitement and arousal of the mind from entering a heated debate that lends to the feeling of wanting more. Mind boners can also be used to mind fuck people in order to inseminate and propagate ideas. (See also mind fuck)

"Dude that talk last night about the unknown universe gave me the sickest mind boner."

"I totally mind fucked my roommate with my mind boner last night."

by Professor INYOHEAD October 10, 2013