First you need to grow a “pervert style” moustache and get her into the 69 position. When the bristles of your moustache accidentally or intentionally sweep over her ass hole you have achieved the Milwaukee tickle.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.