A Chris Miller is when you drink one beer before leaving for work and another in the car on the way there. Made famous by arthouse legend Chris Miller.
I did a ChrisMiller every day for two weeks straight after my last ex walked out
Any appointment/meeting/date you commit to with the sole intent of cancelling at last moment
Simran: How was date with Alice last night?
Ronak: She cancelled a day prior; it smells of millennial plans
Jasmine: Yes, there is an undiagnosed pandemic of uncivil people
Simran: Are we studying tonight as planned?
Jasmine: Of course, bruh. I’ll not make millennial plans