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Milky Shit

When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.
Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."
Milky Shit by CMaggieS November 29, 2016
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Milky Shit Charge

When a gentelman ejaculates into the rear of a man/women and the reciever retorts by breaking mind and thus covering the ejaculator with a mixture of his own seed and a little bit of poo if lucky.
MAN1 -"Mate, Just blew my load up this bitch's ass and you'll never guess what she did.

Man2 - "Nah mate, what happened?"

Man1 - "Slut only let rip with with Milky Shit Charge, got in my eyes, hair, every-fucking-where."
Milky Shit Charge by OTHOM June 15, 2009

Milk Shit 

An "unsaturated" person. A fake ass person that acts different all the time.
"Ayo u kna Bobby rite?"
"Yeah I don't fuck wit him though, he be on some milk shit."
Milk Shit by justtheaveragejoe123 November 8, 2011

Milky shits

"I've drank too much milk, I've now got the milky shits"
Milky shits by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020

shit milk 

1)straight up explosive liquid diarrhea

2)someone who is annoying as shit

"oh man, that mexican food came out straight up shit milk style!"

"what's up shit milk?"

"god damn, this tastes like a fucking shit milk shake!"
shit milk by Glenn D December 28, 2005

shit milk 

1)straight up explosive liquid diarrhea

2)someone who is annoying as shit
"oh man, that mexican food came out straight up shit milk style!"

"what's up you fucking shit milk"

"god damn, this tastes like a fucking shit milk shake!"
shit milk by Glenn D July 24, 2008

Shit Milk 

A person that is so annoying that you would rather drink shit mixed and stirred in a glass of milk that hang out with his ass.
"I guess Marshal's coming over" - Guy One

"Fuck, Shit Milk, God that dudes annoying" - Guy Two
Shit Milk by rynofilms October 21, 2010
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