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A plastic inanimate object, shaped in the form of a cube with one wall missing. It is approximately one foot high and wide. It is modular and highly appreciated for this quality.
It comes in a variety of colors, some are more rare than others. The milkcrate interacts well with it's peer milkcrates: each milkcrate fits perfectly with the other. Milkcrate is synonymous with "adult lego". The possibilities of constructed forms are endless. Examples of constructions include: the shelf, the coffee table, the modern totem pole, the green house etc. The milkcrate is sometimes a subject of fetishization. The milkcrate was also well know in the past by dj's for being the perfect size for vinyls,however the dimensions were adulturated with in order to prevent further theft by the public. The black market value is in 2006, 3$ per milkcrate, in Canada.
"Lego my milkcrate yo! Don't mess with my modular units, they're precious, son."
"My room is 11 milkcrates wide."
Milkcrate by K_STAR April 23, 2006
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The Eight-Teated Patron Goddess of the Evergreen State College. She is the Mother of Creation, and Her teats represent the Eight facets of life
UW kid: WTF is Milkrat yolo swag 4/20 blaze it bitch
Greener: The Mother of my Salvation.
Milkrat by Kenny Tonto November 6, 2014
another way of saying lactate. This being...having milk coming out of a woman's breasts.
Dude, you can't have this baby, your breasts are going to, like, milktate.
milktate by little_one January 12, 2008

The Milk Crate 

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give you oral sex
Bro, me and the wife are gonna try “the milk crate “ tonight
The Milk Crate by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019

The milk crate 

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give oral sex while standing
Bro, the wife and I are gonnatry “the milk crate “tonight . I get to be on a pedestal and she doesn’t have to kneel , it’s a win win .
The milk crate by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019

malicrated 

Man I worked out so hard today , my muscles feel malicrated.
malicrated by TheScrantonStrangler October 17, 2017

milkhater05 

a black girl with big bazoongas, mainly does cosplays
have you seen the milkhater05 leaks recently? i feel bad for her
milkhater05 by tilim July 2, 2023