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milk the dumper

(1) the act of defecating so strenuously that you cause yourself to become sexually aroused.

(2) manual stimulation of the anal sphincter
That burrito caused me to milk the dumper.
milk the dumper by PumpkinRex October 19, 2010

Dumpy Milk 

A dumb name for a Kobold character who is obsessed with moss
Dumpy Milk is an artificer, whose purpose is to be useless and enjoy moss.
Dumpy Milk by Katsuya Esper February 19, 2022

dumpster milk 

n.

1. The mystery fluid that drains across parking lots and alleyways from dumpsters and other refuse containers as a result of the breakdown and putrefaction of garbage. Garbage juice, nastea.
“Hey, watch your step. That’s dumpster milk.”
“Aww jeezus, thanks.”
dumpster milk by beardamabobs October 20, 2018

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026