A milk baby refers to a socially inept rich male who resorts to paying others to teach them either through online tutorial, book or video, how to attract women. The teacher is thusly "milking the baby".
An alternative for males to having a sugar momma, in this manner a male is more capable of usurping their superiority and dominance over the milk baby.
An alternative for males to having a sugar momma, in this manner a male is more capable of usurping their superiority and dominance over the milk baby.
"Dude keep your milk baby in check, he's getting creepy."
The milk baby watched from afar, taking mental notes of the techniques to woo women from his teacher.
The milk baby watched from afar, taking mental notes of the techniques to woo women from his teacher.
by Writer Wrongin July 18, 2012
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A person who suckled the teet of their mother for far too long and continues to constantly drink milk with every meal when they have the opportunity.
Normal person: Why are you drinking milk while eating McDonald's?
Milk baby: Dude...my mom stopped breast feeding me when I was 15, so I gotta cope somehow.
Milk baby: Dude...my mom stopped breast feeding me when I was 15, so I gotta cope somehow.
by DannyDay95 November 10, 2014
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Get the Milk Baby mug.Putting a baby into a roasting pan 1/4 full of milk and then putting it in the oven with the heat on. This is done when a caucasian baby is born but it is not white enough for the parents, usually the mother. When the child is done cooking the baby is now white enough, like milk. The result is usually a dead baby.
Ted: Have you seen Susan around?
Tom: Didn't you hear? That crazy bitch went to jail for putting her kids in the oven with milk. Wouldn't stop saying "milk-baby, milk-baby"
Ted: WTF?
Tom: WTF is right
Tom: Didn't you hear? That crazy bitch went to jail for putting her kids in the oven with milk. Wouldn't stop saying "milk-baby, milk-baby"
Ted: WTF?
Tom: WTF is right
by ms415 September 19, 2006
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Example:
During the video: Giant Panda Mating Season, Max and Frank are dressed up as pandas having the time of their life and not giving a shit, they are both very ecstatic to be in such a position.
Max and Frank in unison: “WOO, WEETABIX AND MILK BABY!”
During the video: Giant Panda Mating Season, Max and Frank are dressed up as pandas having the time of their life and not giving a shit, they are both very ecstatic to be in such a position.
Max and Frank in unison: “WOO, WEETABIX AND MILK BABY!”
by illiterate illegitimate August 13, 2018
Get the Weetabix and milk baby mug.When a man cums during anal where the female is "face down ass up" causing the ass hole too ooze cum down her peranium and into the vagina. The motion of the cum looks like that if spilled milk. This then leads to pregnancy and eventually the birth of a spilled milk baby. Spilled milk babys tend to have an incredible ass but a less then average face, just like anyone "face down ass up" like there mother.
Hey Ellie, why do you look like a rat but still have an amazing ass?
It's cause I'm a spilled milk baby
It's cause I'm a spilled milk baby
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