Milasshole 

Wrecker of lives. Will tell you he loves you within 2 days of meeting you, but will later reveal that there are just too many reasons not to be together.

That guy is such a Milasshole!

He told me he loves me! Hold up wait... it’s over... he’s such a Milasshole!

Milasshole by Dixy Normus September 20, 2018

masshole merge 

The method used by drivers from Massachusetts to merge in a construction zone - driving as far in the lane that is ending and then forcing traffic to stop in the continuing lane as they force you to hit them or let them in.

That guy tried the masshole merge and got himself an ass full of Peterbuilt

masshole merge by Ihatemassholes June 28, 2015

Masshole

Any Massachusetts driver who abides by the driving rules of Massachusetts highways (128, 93, 495, 3, and the Pike, but not West of Worcester). These rules are:

1) Never use your blinker.
2) If you want to change lanes, wait until there is someone to cut off
3) The speed limit is a guideline; it is the bare minimum you should go. Ideally, you should be going about 25-30 mph above it
4) No U-Turn signs are just a suggestion, you can bang a U-ie wherever you damn well please
5) Tailgating is mandatory if there is any traffic at all
6) One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn
7) If you see someone with a Yankees sticker, ride up even closer on their tail
8) Change lanes frequently

A Masshole isn't a shitty driver. He may piss you off, but he ultimately gets there faster and without crashing. It's an acquired skill

He also is probably smarter than anyone from any other state, and yet still can drink like a true Irishman

The Masshole test is simple. Go down Route 3 from Braintree to the Sagamore Bridge. If you do it in under 30 minutes, you're a Masshole

Me: I made it from Boston to Hyannis in under an hour

Someone else: Dude, you're such a fuckin' Masshole

Masshole by King of the Massholes April 28, 2011

morasshole 

the person responsible for creating a morass

Does anyone know what morasshole inspired this mess?

morasshole by Coop's Dad June 27, 2007

massholes 

crazy Mass. driver, or any other person from Mass. (Term usually used by people in NH)

"that masshole just cut me off!!"

massholes by wickedNH February 6, 2004

MMAsshole 

This is a individual who is obsessed with the world of mixed martial arts (MMA) and takes it way too far. This is a person who goes out to take the knowledge they got while watching "THE NEXT ULTIMATE FIGHTER" marathon and acts as if there is no one tougher that they are. They can be found and all types of establishments that serve alcohol. When they are engaged in a confrontation they will speak of their "Striking Skills" and"Ground and Pound". This persons wardrobe consists of Affliction and Tapout apparel mainly or has a Affliction and Tapout logo tattoo.

The guy in who started that fight is a mmasshole.

"I have a unstoppable ground and pound" stated the mmasshole

MMAsshole by Ginger Bouncer August 2, 2010

masshole

1. For residents of Massachusetts, it is an achieved title for drving faster, being wreckless, cutting other drivers off often, and having no patience for other drivers on the road.

2. For non-residents of Massachusetts, it is a term of dislike for the people of Massachusetts that drive like an asshole.

1. I was such a masshole today when I went down route 128 at 98 mph.

2. Don't even think about cutting me off, you masshole!

masshole by proud masshole December 6, 2004