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Hate for Mikey.
Person 1: "I hate Mikey"

Person 2: "That's mikeist!"
Mikeist by DarkCustomzzz May 25, 2021
Words you can keep
The act of creating a word in casual conversation for the purpose of communication when the TRUE word is not known. This is usually done by accident and the created word must sound similar to the real word. Example real word: to WHITTLE a piece of wood. mikeism: to WINDLE a piece of wood. A true MIKEISM, when called out or corrected, will be staunchly defended, usually ending with the person correcting the word leaving the conversation doubting their own understanding of the English language
In the staff meeting today, Mike apprived (approved) the media budget for the client. You got that word wrong, man, you need to check your mikeism before sending that email to the vendor .
Mikeism by SouthCo October 30, 2018
Related Words

Mikestigator 

My ksti gaye ter. Slang term for the instigator named mike.There is at least one mikestigator within every group of friends.definition: the guy named mike whom always starts she amongst friends by making comments and gestures pitting one person against the other.A real asshole, a mikestigator carefully plans his day before arriving to a get together, just to see how much shit he can stir.
"Damn, those two are at it again? Wheres the mikestigator who caused this shit,? Again........

Mikeitude 

The awesomeness that comes from a man/boy usually named Micke, Mikey, or Michael
That dude has mikeitude.
Mikeitude by Mikey Coch February 16, 2008

mikesturbate

When you masturbate to a Michael Jackson Video, Song, Movie, or to thinking about Michael Jackson Sexually
I'm going to Mikesturbate to the in the closet music video.
mikesturbate by Lastchancebitch September 13, 2015
Mikeis is saying mike with a lisp
Joe:hey mikeis
Mike:who's mikeis
Joe:its you with a lisp
mikeis by Jeff moore November 19, 2013

Mikestrosity 

To take a simple situation and make it so painfully and horrendously awkward or (funny for spectators) that it reminds someone of Michael Scott from The Office.
Jeff told Sasha on the third date that he was madly in love with her. It was a mikestrosity.
Mikestrosity by Nickobocker May 10, 2010
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