Mikeist

Hate for Mikey.

Person 1: "I hate Mikey"

Person 2: "That's mikeist!"

by DarkCustomzzz May 25, 2021

Mikeism

The act of creating a word in casual conversation for the purpose of communication when the TRUE word is not known. This is usually done by accident and the created word must sound similar to the real word. Example real word: to WHITTLE a piece of wood. mikeism: to WINDLE a piece of wood. A true MIKEISM, when called out or corrected, will be staunchly defended, usually ending with the person correcting the word leaving the conversation doubting their own understanding of the English language

In the staff meeting today, Mike apprived (approved) the media budget for the client. You got that word wrong, man, you need to check your mikeism before sending that email to the vendor .

by SouthCo October 30, 2018

Mikestigator

My ksti gaye ter. Slang term for the instigator named mike.There is at least one mikestigator within every group of friends.definition: the guy named mike whom always starts she amongst friends by making comments and gestures pitting one person against the other.A real asshole, a mikestigator carefully plans his day before arriving to a get together, just to see how much shit he can stir.

"Damn, those two are at it again? Wheres the mikestigator who caused this shit,? Again........

by Guadalupe pineda July 8, 2014

Mikeitude

The awesomeness that comes from a man/boy usually named Micke, Mikey, or Michael

That dude has mikeitude.

by Mikey Coch February 16, 2008

mikesturbate

When you masturbate to a Michael Jackson Video, Song, Movie, or to thinking about Michael Jackson Sexually

I'm going to Mikesturbate to the in the closet music video.

by Lastchancebitch September 13, 2015

mikeis

Mikeis is saying mike with a lisp

Joe:hey mikeis
Mike:who's mikeis
Joe:its you with a lisp

by Jeff moore November 19, 2013

Mikestrosity

To take a simple situation and make it so painfully and horrendously awkward or (funny for spectators) that it reminds someone of Michael Scott from The Office.

Jeff told Sasha on the third date that he was madly in love with her. It was a mikestrosity.

by Nickobocker May 10, 2010