mike piazza 

Baseball Catcher
Born in Norristown, Pennsylvania September 4, 1968
Played for LA Dodgers, Florida Marlins (five days) and NY Mets
Married playmate/actress Alicia Rickter (January 9, 2005)
He was drafted dead last and went on to become baseball's highest paid player.
He ranked #50 in Forbes Power List (2000).
Ted Williams visited his house when he was a teenager and taught him how to hit in Mike's backyard.

He has perfectly groomed facial hair.
He's afraid of Roger Clemens.
He bleached his hair blonde for no good reason.
He appears in Claridin and 10-10-220 commercials.
He is often accused of being gay, which he denies.

Mike Piazza is the best hitting catcher of all time. He can't throw out runners for shit though.

mike piazza by ~~>KD<~~ September 12, 2005

Mike Piazza 

Someone who is extremely gay. So gay in fact, that he is "the best catcher of all time."

Wow, look at that guy grinding his ass against that other guy! He has some real talent, I bet later tonight he'll be a real Mike Piazza!

Mike Piazza by dannyretlaps August 17, 2018

mike pizza 

a perpetually drunken hobbit with bushy eyebrows and pubes all over his feet. He is often mistaken for Gary Busey when he's plastered, but then people realize its him when he starts crying on the phone after drunk dialing girls who throw up at the thought of him.

Bill: Hey what was that thing eating out of the trashcan?

Tim: Oh its just a Mike Pizza, it will go away, just ignore it.

mike pizza by Johnny O'Malley February 21, 2011