Mike Dean
One of the worst referees in the premier league. If arrogance and ego were one person, it would be Mike Dean. He makes decisions based on what will make people angry at him, as this fuels his ego and makes him feel fuzzy inside. Every time he makes a correct decision, VAR makes sure to remind him of his incredibly small penis and how disproportionate it is to his ego. He is balding from the fact that his hairline got so scared of his self inflated opinion of himself it ran away. This is the man that drinks water at the bar of a pub, just to get the bus home. The most unpleasant form of human being, rivalling Ted Bundy, and Hitler.
Person 1: “I met a guy on a blind date the other day”
Person 2: “did it go well?”
Person 1: “he was a Mike Dean”
Person 2: “oh my god I’m so sorry, let me get the nice ice cream babes”
Person 2: “did it go well?”
Person 1: “he was a Mike Dean”
Person 2: “oh my god I’m so sorry, let me get the nice ice cream babes”
Mike Dean by James Bronson February 13, 2022
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