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Mika’il
An amazing, handsome person who is very intelligent and great at video games!
He has got lots of friends and is thoughtful.
He has got lots of friends and is thoughtful.
Mika’il by my handle is December 13, 2019
mikaila
Mikaila, meaning "godlike, the next jesus" usually a name you would call something thats unique, one of a kind, and always attractive. if somethings Mikaila it usually attracts everything because its just that amazing. If somebody is a Mikaila they can also be just a complete charger and the life of a party.
person 1 "wow whos that amazing person, their so fun and hectic"
person 2 "yer, i think she's a god, or something like that"
person 1 "if only there was a name for somebody that awesome"
person 2 " i think there is, she must be a Mikaila"
person 2 "yer, i think she's a god, or something like that"
person 1 "if only there was a name for somebody that awesome"
person 2 " i think there is, she must be a Mikaila"
mikaila by thenextjesus August 22, 2011
Mikail
Foxx Mikail
Often used to describe a certain short white bitch ass midget who often loves to get into situation which do not concern him.
Mikail also has a thick ass which contains more meat than the meat found in his whack ass brain
Mikail also has a thick ass which contains more meat than the meat found in his whack ass brain
"ijaa foxx mikail dak il ahba liba seraqli c-chips mbasta gab l-ikel tieghu" Meaning: "whyyy in the pussy of mikail that slut semen stole my fries when he got his own food"
"haqq kisrulna s-sodda, foxx mikail" - "crap they broke our bed, in the pussy of Mikail"
"ara foxx mikail mutjani dak il-liba" - "se in the pussy of mikail he muted me that semen"
"haqq kisrulna s-sodda, foxx mikail" - "crap they broke our bed, in the pussy of Mikail"
"ara foxx mikail mutjani dak il-liba" - "se in the pussy of mikail he muted me that semen"
Foxx Mikail by luca_fanclub December 12, 2021
Mikaili
An amazing girl who is kind, caring, beautiful and down to earth. She loves music with a passion and will take you're food without asking. She's always at home on her phone or playing video games. She hates fuckboys, she's funny and likes to make new friends. Shes lazy and enjoys reading books. Mikaili is a one of a kind person and if you find her keep her in your heart and she will stay there forever. Also she has a bad attitude and smart mouth so don't piss her off
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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