Miilk! 

When you grab another mans moobs and squeeze ever so slightly while yelling Miilk!

Me: Hey Bradon, do you know what goes good with Cereal
*reaches up to grab his moob*
Me: MIILK!

Miilk! by Dean Gulbarry February 21, 2019

I’ve been milk 

I’ve been milk. The past tense of Milk🥛

The sign off when the alternate persona of Milk comes to an end.

I’ve been milk, I’ll see you next week🥛

I’ve been milk by Milk🥛 November 23, 2021

milk fic 

A semi-famous fan fiction written about Panic! at the Disco frontman Brendon Urie and ex-guitarist Ryan Ross, in which Brendon gives Ryan a milk enema. There have been variations on the fic involving other band members (Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz - Fall Out Boy, Gerard Way and Frank Iero - My Chemical Romance, Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth - All Time Low, etc.). The fic has made it's name as being one of the most disturbing fanfictions written the bandom.

"Have you read the Milk Fic yet?"
"Oh god, no. We don't talk about the Milk Fic"

milk fic by Benjadict July 8, 2014

going to get milk 

dad's never coming back

dad: "hey im going to get milk, be back soon"

6 years later: *still gone*

going to get milk by cheesyalfredo September 26, 2020

hipster milk 

A beverage consumed primarily by hipsters. It consists of the hand-squeezed breast milk of organic, free-range, grain-fed soya beans. Hipster milk is free of all preservatives, artificial flavours, artificial colors, and pretense. Hipster milk is certified green. Soya beans are not harmed in the production of hipster milk.

"Hipster milk on sale this week: $6 / 1L eco-carton."

hipster milk by hipster_of_the_month February 6, 2013

Milk 

Something my dad is still looking for to this day.

David- Where’s your dad?
Johnny- Oh, um... he’s b-buying milk right now
David- Really? My dad is too.
Johnny- Do you want me to get the ice cream?
David- Y-yeah.

Milk by no, luv❤️ April 26, 2020

do milk 

A modern colloquial way for an Indian male to request that a maiden bare her breasts for his pleasure.

*Girl with breasts appears*
Generic Indian Male: Do milk

do milk by saltyhipster August 29, 2017