Definitions by Men.

Midgety 

A term used to describe an unruly roomate, one who is rather short. a bit constipated, and slightly akward. One who also has no ability to park a car between two lines. Has an obsession with corn.

Cop number one: "Wow look at that midgety go!"
Speed racer: "What up Granny?!"

Midgety by Men. February 18, 2009