Middlebyed 

When you drive 8 or more hours for a weekend for jeeping and break with in the first 20 minutes that can not be fixed.

Eric went all the way to Burris Valley Ranch from Springfield, mo, just to be Middlebyed.

Middlebyed by GenRight Jeff March 1, 2018

middlebeard

n: phase of beard growth that exists between stubble and full beard. marked for patchy appearance and itchy texture.

1: shave, you look like a homeless rodent.
2: naw man, give it two weeks, this is just middlebeard.

middlebeard by sw8rkid July 7, 2009

middlebeck 

Gay little bitch boy that can't sink a cone.

Your such a middlebeck

middlebeck by Tttttthgzvvnnfdv July 5, 2021