middlebeard

n: phase of beard growth that exists between stubble and full beard. marked for patchy appearance and itchy texture.

1: shave, you look like a homeless rodent.
2: naw man, give it two weeks, this is just middlebeard.

by sw8rkid July 7, 2009

middleboard

The act of average enthusiasm.

Todd's toga party was underwhelming... he went middleboard with the planning.

by GIGAURBANWORD February 17, 2021