Mid-Night Brown 

One of five basic turd colors. A turd with a dark brown color and extremely fudgie consistency. Although this turd can be described as "healthy", it's lack of sufficient bile can cause one to use an excessive amount of toilet paper to properly clean ones butt hole.

This term may also be used to describe the 44th President of the United States.

Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.

I thought I'd never stop wiping that Mid-Night Brown.

The Mid-Night Brown left skid marks on the back of the crapper.

I wish that Mid-Night Brown would be impeached for treason, otherwise we have have to put up with another two years of the asshole.

Mid-Night Brown by NCKnobster February 24, 2011

Midnight Brown

Defecating (expelling feces) in the middle of the night.

Haley excused herself from the 12:00 am showing of the movie to take a midnight brown.

Midnight Brown by H. Windfield May 22, 2013

Midnight Brown

Taking a dump in a friend and/or lovers bed whilst they are sleeping, then retiring to an adjoining room to watch NCIS re-runs as you wait

Bruh, I totally left a midnight brown in Lance's bed last night. I hope he doesn't roll over!

Midnight Brown by The EBT Swashbuckler May 21, 2016

Browne at Midnight 

Browne at Midnight is a web-based single camera sitcom pilot created by students at Emerson College and produced by Kevin S. Bright, executive producer on Friends, Joey, and Veronica’s Closet. The show follows the story of six college freshmen as they learn to navigate the social labyrinth of college life. The show was written by two Emerson students, Dan Borrelli and Brad Woolf and was filmed in 2007. There is also a parody on youtube, "Making BROWN at Midnight", depicting a guy defecating at midnight.

That "Browne at Midnight" parody was gross

Browne at Midnight by specialk282 January 2, 2008