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Mid-Shift Shaft 

When you become so unbearably horny at the sight of the beautiful new hostess (or anyone, for that matter), that you invite them into the freezer, linen closet, bathroom, etc, and fuck their brains out during the shift
She was lookin` hot, so I took her into the freezer and gave that girl some mid-shift shaft between the chicken and the creamer.

Mid-shift crisis 

Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.
Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."

mid-shaft gash

A small but iritating (and extremely painful) cut halfway along one's penis.
"I can't tonight, love. I've got a mid-shaft gash."
mid-shaft gash by Mr Ben February 8, 2005